The possibility of a crab landing on a beach in a storm that sprang from an apricot that grew from a tree hanging upside down from an aircraft as it sank to the bottom of the sea while the pilots took a nap in their scuba gear that they had just in case they wanted to go ice fishing in the aquarium back home which was closed now because the sharks wanted equal rights and went on strike until the baseball league left them alone and stopped pestering their aunts who lived in the lagoon next door with Betsy, who watched over them all in case they defied all odds and developed cancer which was the astrological sign of the hermit that lived in the heart of the city that had sprug up around him after the depression that started with a shortage of toilet paper some twenty years back when the world was still peachy and most of the major cities were still above sea level and the most popular song of the time was "Heartbreaker" from some band that no one had ever heard of because just after recording the single they all decided that life wasn't leading them anywhere as it was so they joined secret government scientific testing programs and became flying sheep, wearing oversized overalls and a straw hat made of the grasses from across the sea then walking up to the house that sits just beyond the bank and asking politely if he can eat their cat.